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Dear Snoring

What made you?

To me, you’re the sonic representation of the GOP: A repetitive nuisance without rhythm, an unprovoked invader of bedrooms. You deny women their right to choose sleep. You don’t support universal health-care.

You’re a thousand times everything I hate.

You are a thousand babies crying.

You are a thousand 12 Days of Christmases

You are a thousand shrill midwestern voices saying “irregardless”

I hate that I can’t stop you without hurting someone I love, or at least like enough to be trying to sleep next to.

I hate that you’re a thing at all. Why are you a thing that exists? Where is your mother?

She should be ashamed.

Posted on January 22nd, 2012
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