Dear Snoring
What made you?
To me, you’re the sonic representation of the GOP: A repetitive nuisance without rhythm, an unprovoked invader of bedrooms. You deny women their right to choose sleep. You don’t support universal health-care.
You’re a thousand times everything I hate.
You are a thousand babies crying.
You are a thousand 12 Days of Christmases
You are a thousand shrill midwestern voices saying “irregardless”
I hate that I can’t stop you without hurting someone I love, or at least like enough to be trying to sleep next to.
I hate that you’re a thing at all. Why are you a thing that exists? Where is your mother?
She should be ashamed.
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